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Big Hair

an exotic and powerful aphrodisiac

Whether you were a stockbroker or guitarist in a band that played Poodle Rock, no one was going to take you seriously in the 1980s unless you had big hair.  This was the decade of the hairdresser – probably the only time in history that heterosexual men seriously considered mincing around in a torn midriff as a career option.

The humble mullet evolved into an exotic and powerful aphrodisiac and big hair became big business.  It’s no coincidence that the hole in the ozone layer was discovered at the peak of industrial adhesiveness for hairsprays.

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